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Society Songs - Be Prepared

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A/N: (Mei1105 walks in, tapping a microphone) Testing...testing...one two...one two...(static explodes) OW!

Okay that’s better. (clears throat) Ladies, Gentlemen, Society Agents and Normal Folk alike, welcome to this random piece of brilliance! I, MichaelDJ54 and MutouMiriku take full responsibility for this genius. We must request that you leave all your sanity at the door before the show begins. We cannot take responsibility for any loss or damage to it during this time.

All that remains therefore is to state that we do not own any fandoms alluded to in this story, nor do we own the various Disney songs we are shamelessly ripping off. Enjoy the show!

(bows and runs off the stage, as the lights dim)

OOO

The curtain goes up to reveal the Basement cells of the Library. The lights are dim and the Sues are slumped against the walls or bars of their cells, looking completely dispirited. Suddenly footsteps appear and the prisoners look up. A tall dark form is walking between the cell doors slowly, flanked by three other indistinguishable figures.

Willowe (OS): I never thought Sues essential. They’re crude, and unspeakably vain...

A hand appears from the darkness and traces the bars of one cell slowly.

Willowe (OS): But maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential...allied to my vision and brain...

The drum beats begin, and Willowe’s minions leap from the darkness, revealing themselves to be Alastor, Xavier and Runoa. Willowe herself strides slowly between them, her long hair rippling out behind her, her eyes fixing on every imprisoned Sue individually.

Willowe: I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthogs backside...

Alastor is wrestling with the bars of Holly and Juniper’s cells. Willowe approaches him from behind.

Willowe: But thick as you are...pay attention!

She smacks him around the head and he looks up, apologetically.

Willowe: My words are a matter of pride.

Xavier is staring in shock at the number of captured Sues. Willowe prods him in the side of the head.

Willowe: Its clear from your vacant expression. The lights are not all on upstairs...

Xavier hangs his head, and Willowe circles him, dropping her voice to a hiss of anticipation. Runoa snickers in the background.

Willowe: But we’re talking authors and obsession.

She whirls on Runoa and jabs a finger at her dramatically.

Willowe: Even you can’t be caught unawares!

Runoa yelps and leaps back against a cell, clanging painfully against the bars. The Sues in the cell are revealed to be Holly and Juniper, who give cries of surprise as their door is suddenly blasted open by Willowe, who is smirking.

Willowe: So prepare, for the chance of a lifetime!

She blasts another cell open with a single touch to the lock. Mary-Ann emerges dusting herself off.

Willowe: Be prepared for sensational news!

She flicks her hair at ‘sensational’ and blasts another cell open, releasing Silver and Ailianna.

Willowe: A shining new era...

She blasts another cell open, and Muhammed emerges.

Willowe: Is tiptoeing nearer...

Runoa: And where do we feature?

Willowe taps her nose with a grin.

Willowe: Just listen to teacher...

She strides towards the end of the cells, her hair flying out behind her dramatically.

Willowe: I know it sounds sordid, but you’ll be rewarded, when at last I am given my dues...

She hears someone approaching and slips behind the door, one hand braced against it.

Willowe: And injustice deliciously squared...

She slams the door into the agent as they make to enter the room. The agent collapses to the floor, revealing it to be Tash. Willowe places her foot on her unconscious back and strikes a pose.

Willowe: Be prepared!

Alastor: Be prepared! Yeah, all right, we’ll be prepared! ...for what?

Willowe thrusts a hand into the air.

Willlowe: For the death of reality!

Runoa: What, is it sick?

Willowe: No you twit, we’re going to destroy it! The Society too!

The Sues all grin.

Xavier: Great idea! Who needs reality?

The three begin to dance in a circle.

Alastor, Runoa and Xavier: No real! No real! La-lala-lala-la!

Willowe growls and takes a step forwards in anger.

Willowe: Idiots! There will BE reality!

Alastor: Hey! But you said...

Willowe: MY REALITY!

She stands on Tash’s back again and raises both her arms into the air.

Willowe: Stick with me, and you’ll never be persecuted again!

Alastor, Runoa and Xavier: Yay! Alright! Long live the Sues!

Holly, Juniper and Mary-Ann: (punch the air) Long live the Sues!

Ailianna, Silver and Muhammed: (also punch the air) Long live the Sues!

Smoke fills the room and the Sues march from the basement and up the staircase, Willowe in the front.

All Sues: It’s great that we’ll soon be connected, with a Sue who’ll be all-time abhorred!

Willowe reaches the top of the stairs and watches the Sues file past, one by one.

Willowe: Of course, quid pro quo. You’re expected, to take certain duties on board...

The Sues all grin as they walk past, and Willowe smirks as they all file into different rooms and the sounds of destruction echo through the corridor.

Willowe: The future is littered with prizes. And though I’m the main addressee, the point that I must emphasise is...

She spies one of the Sues clawing her way up the staircase, looking a little afraid. She seizes her by the back of the shirt just as flames burst from the nearest wall.

Willowe: YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

She tosses the Sue into the flaming room, before striding in herself, bookcases bursting into flames around her. The various Sues appear behind her as she sings.

Willowe: So prepare, for the coup of the century!

Holly and Juniper: (in the background) Of the century!

Willowe: Be prepared for the murkiest scam!

Alastor, Runoa and Xavier: La! La! La!

Willowe: Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning decades of denial, is simply why I’ll—be queen undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am!

Alastor, Runoa and Xavier throw burning books above Willowe, causing them to explode into clouds of ash and paper. Willowe sweeps her hair around and grins madly.

Willowe: Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared...be prepared!

Alastor, Runoa and Xavier: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!

There is another explosion of ash and paper, and Willowe strikes a pose with both her arms thrown into the air, as the other Sues kneel into similar poses around her.

All Sues: BE PREPARED!

Willowe breaks off, throwing back her head in demonic laughter. The Sues all join in, as the Library burns around them, and the curtain drops over the scene.
Well this is Chapter one of the Society Disney Fics. MOre to come! Stay tuned for the second edition!

We'll see what we do next! Comment on the way out!

I love you CLaire <3

(THIS CHAPTER BELONGS TO TEH TASHERZ)
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Kingda-Ka's avatar
It's fun to see Runoa jumping around and singing. She should do it more often. ^^